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  • Nintendo eShop Weigh-in

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    HAVING FUN YET? The Nintendo 3DS has been out since March, but only now is the store finally here! What is that sound? …can you hear it, too? I think…that...

  • Dead or Alive: Dimensions (3DS)

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    ...that matters in the long run, ’cause it’s just fun. They’re pretty, too, lots of “polygons” where they’re most needed. Of course, graphics are important when showing off what a...

  • Contra ReBirth (WiiWare)

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    The Wii is dying, its successor gleaming across the horizon, promising to bring us a controller that looks like an iPad crossed with some kind of LeapFrog child’s toy. So...

  • Super Mario Land (GB)

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    ...and it’s a damn shame. Matter of fact this game recycles elements of itself over and over and doesn’t apologize for it, even when doing so is an act of...

  • Ridge Racer 3D (3DS)

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    Those with more money than sense are the proud owners (and subsequently ‘dis-owners’) of the Nintendo 3DS. I do not enjoy taking a stroll into town and getting a StreetPass...

  • Nintendo 3DS = 3DiSappointment

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    The Nintendo 3DS has been hailed as the cure for cancer, or at least, that is what Nintendo would like you to believe. “It will make you younger, fitter, more...

  • Duke Nukem Trilogy: Critical Mass (DS)

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    ...the story, and the graphics are just plain dissatisfying and too matte black. I understand that these levels take place at night, but not being able to see where you...

  • Sonic 3D Blast (SG)

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    Considered a spin-off to this well-known series, Sonic 3D Flickies’ Island (as it’s known in PAL territories) is not actually a three-dimensional game. Not in the way it’s played, nor...

  • [NSFW] Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days (PC)

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    Even delicious violence can become moreish and sickening. Gore-feast Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days suits this category the same way the perfect cup of coffee suits Dale Cooper. Being...

  • Comix Zone (XBLA)

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    We recently took a look at Comic Jumper, a game that has you jumping across comic book frames and defeating enemies. Comic Jumper and the recently released Unbound Saga owe...