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  • Skirt Lift (iPod Touch)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    ...just standing there. I’m so sorry miss; I’m obviously just sick in the head, lifting your skirt like that.” But she just doesn’t seem moved at all. No matter how...

  • Shadow Complex (X360-XBLA)

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    Shadow Complex is one of those titles that shouldn’t be on Xbox Live Arcade. I’m not saying it’s not good enough; nuh-uh, no way. I’m saying it’s too good for...

  • The Darkness (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments6

    ...have made us forget that bullets bloody hurt. No matter how many times Jackie ragdolls to the floor, you can always restart from the last checkpoint. The upshot is that...

  • Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    ...all that is ever required of you, no matter which difficulty mode you’re playing. The general setup of SuperNova is as follows: one credit for three songs. You can also...

  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (X360)

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    The majority of the time (a nice loose phrase that doesn’t require any reasonable evidence to back it), games based upon a movie or television franchise suck balls. They’re phucking...

  • GC Podcast #17 on YouTube: Casting Our Own Pods

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    ...even listening to what they’re saying… Use the embedded videos that you find lying around this post to move the number of views to a wacky point where Matt Jonas,...

  • Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA (PSP)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    Taking advantage of the PSP’s region-free functionality (amongst other things)? You bloody well should be. Some of my favourite games were released in Japan exclusively, or at least much earlier...

  • Giana Sisters DS (DS)

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    “HELLO MR. OWL, I’M GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!” Giana Sisters DS is a squeaky-clean remake, developed with much love and attention paid, indeed. However, like all “remakes,” part of...

  • Katamari Forever (PS3)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments6

    For those not aware of what Katamari Damacy is, and why the series has such high acclaim, I recommend you do some prior reading. Take a look at Casey Levine’s...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments4

    Another Hero game? Do I even have the time for all of these? Although it is a Hero title, do not confuse this game with that awful monetary spinner, Guitar...