Archive for Category: Reviews

  • Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride (DS) [NSFW]

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Comments2

    As I finished this game a couple of weeks ago, the theme with which to review it came rather sudden, like the expulsion of a full-grown baby boy out of a coin-operated clothes dryer from what had to b

  • Samantha Swift and the Mystery from Atlantis (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Michael Gray on Comments1

    Samantha Swift and the Chamber of Secrets, um, I mean, Samantha Swift 3 is the third game in the Samantha Swift series. The first two games were good, but this one? Not so much. The second game was g

  • Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (DS)

    Reviews Reviews by Stuart Gipp on Comments2

    Stupid names aside, this is a game well worth looking at.

  • Contra (NES)

    Reviews Reviews by Mark Freedman on Comments3

    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, (Select), Start. It didn't start here, but this is what made the Konami code so famous. It's amazing how much people are vying these days for local

  • Pac-Man Arrangement (PSP)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    A Pac-Man Arrangement:There once was a man named Pac-Man,And rehashing old games was his plan.There was no aim for fun,And his games all bar none,Were destined to enter the trash can.But Arrangement i

  • Samorost 2 (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by David Donovan on Comments1

    Knowing the inclinations of the rest of the GameCola staff, I'm putting myself in extreme danger by saying what I'm about to say. But the time has come to confess a terrible secret:It's been a long

  • Mysteryville (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Michael Gray on Comments1

    Mysteryville is a great game...if you've never played any videogames before. No, wait, that's mean. Let me try again. Mysteryville is great if you don't like mysteries and gameplay and... Oh, man, thi

  • Gish (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Stuart Gipp on Comments4

    Bloody physics. They're everywhere. I eat a sandwich? Physics. I go for a crap? Physics. I construct a complex system of weights and pulleys? Physics! And now, as if we don't all have to put up with

  • K-On! Houkago Live!! (PSP)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments2

    I love K-On!, and I love this game—let's get that out of the way right now.It doesn't take a genius to realize that K-On! was at one point the most popular current anime in Japan. So after the succe

  • Steam Heroes (XBLIG)

    Reviews Reviews by Christian Porter on Comments4

    There's a lot of Xbox Live Indie Games that pass through here for review and, frankly, most of them are terrible and I just can't be bothered to review them all. So, I've been working off of this fl