• Legend of Hero Tonma (Wii-VC)

    It's Tommy, bitch! Legendary hero! So bold he takes on hordes of enemies against increasingly unfavorable odds and rattles off his favourite songs from albums recorded by The Beatles! He's on a que

  • Rock Band (X360)

    I hate Rock Band.Rock Band has been the only rhythm action game I've played during the last month, other than a short-lived stab at Guitar Hero III and GH: Smash Hits (getting Expert songs done on tho

  • Mega Man Zero Collection (DS)

    I have a weird history with the Mega Man Zero games. On the one hand, I really, really like them, which is odd because I skipped the SNES Mega Man games and doesn't know any of the characters or backs

  • Dream Chronicles: The Book of Air (PC)

    "It all started out as a normal morning..." On the day before her 18th birthday, a young woman named Lyra wakes up to find herself all alone. Surrounded by the empty buildings in what was formerly the

  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (XBLA)

    Ha...sarcasm: For what profit is it to a man, if he were to gain the whole world and lose his own heart? – Matthew 16:26, I believe. Castlevania. A name synonymous with some of the greatest gothic-b

  • SimAnt (SNES)

    This game has a lot of bugs. There's been a sim game for just about everything. Cities, towns, towers, healthcare, helicopters, and even ANTS! It seems that in the late 90s Maxis was poised to throw t

  • DeathSpank (XBLA)

    It's been described as "equal parts Diablo and Monkey Island" by people who clearly don't remember Monkey Island very well (or, at least, who never played it on Mega Monkey mode). It's much more accur

  • 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand (X360)

    When Curtis James Jackson, better known as 50 Cent, turned down the role of Carl Johnson in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, he said "I only voice myself in videogames." Well, I can't think of any video

  • A Kingdom for Keflings (XBLA)

    The Mario franchise probably wouldn't have the appeal it has today if it was just about an overweight Italian guy who liked to fondle mushrooms. (Not in the straight community, anyway.) Sonic the Hed

  • Rockin’ Pretty (DS)

    If you take one look at Rockin' Pretty, you can tell instantly why I'm drawn to it (especially if you're familiar with my previous reviews for GameCola.) It might be girly, sure, but this isn't Love