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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)
Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)
So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.
[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)
The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...
Skirt Lift (iPod Touch)
"Get an iPod Touch," I was told. "The games are inexpensive, and there is something for everyone." Well pardon me, disembodied voice. Not all of the decent games are cheap, you know. And I'm not exact
[NSFW] Hacks'n'Slash #4: Metroid High School
Samus and Ridley star in a completely canon average high school love story.
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX (GBC)
The name of this game makes many a fanboy spring up with joy, though I'd rather they kept it in their pants. Just as much as if you criticize Picasso, you'll be thrown out of art college, if you crit
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Pac-Man Arrangement (PSP)
A Pac-Man Arrangement:There once was a man named Pac-Man,And rehashing old games was his plan.There was no aim for fun,And his games all bar none,Were destined to enter the trash can.But Arrangement i
Paris Hilton's Diamond Quest (Mobile)
Really, now. Paris Hilton has been licensed to appear in a videogame? "Wow, this has got to be abysmal at best," I thought. But you shouldn't run entirely on first impressions, for Paris Hilton's Dia

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