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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

BREAKING: Dual Destinies Gameplay, More Characters Announced

News Posts by Diana Gray on May 20, 20134

So, at this point, I’m not sure if anyone really wants to read these, but hey, I’m a fangirl. Not that that’s really an excuse for anything. First of all, check this out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you’re gonna say, it’s all in Japanese. But I’d just like to point out a couple … Continue reading "BREAKING: Dual Destinies Gameplay, More Characters Announced"
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped! (GBA)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on May 16, 20131

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped is a cookie-cutter and grossly repetitive platformer with all the soul of a dried trout.
Front Mission 4 (PS2)

Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on May 15, 2013

A review in rhyme.
BREAKING: Trailer for Ace Attorney – Dual Destinies Localized!

News Posts by Diana Gray on May 14, 201312

English names, release information, and more details inside!
Konami Krazy Racers (GBA)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on May 13, 20132

Someone can't spell. The most interesting thing for me concerning Konami Krazy Racers is that it even made it out of Japan to begin with. I'm sure the only reason it did was because the Game Boy Advan
Hacks’n’Slash #3: Phoenix Wright Gone Wrong

Podcasts by Michael Gray on May 10, 20138

Hacks'n'Slash, GameCola's bad fanfiction podcast, returns with a selection of Phoenix Wright fanfiction! For the first time ever, I believe we have actual slash in Hacks'n'Slash. We also have some guy
[NSFW] Ninja Chop!! (XBLIG)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on May 9, 2013

We're still awaiting the sequel, Ninja Chop 2: Freud's Field Day.
Crazy Taxi: Catch a Ride (GBA)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on May 7, 20131

I can’t give the game a low score based on just one major problem, right?
[NSFW] Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #003

Columns by Christian Porter on May 6, 20132

Does Silent Hill take place in the Kindergarten Cop universe, or does Kindergarten Cop take place in the Silent Hill universe?
GC Podcast #61: Diamond Jubilee + 1

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on May 5, 2013

It's that time, again! After celebrating our Diamond Jubilee last month, we're celebrating our Diamond Jubilee + 1 this month. Is there a name for a 61st anniversary? Alex Jedraszczak, Michael Gray, a