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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

[NSFW] Fruit Ninja: Puss in Boots (iPhone)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on November 9, 20115

Halfbrick Studios made love to their sponsors and produced a litter of kittens. Purrcisely the kind of thing I expected them to do. Sell out, I mean.
What the Crap?: NPCs Say the Darndest Things

Columns by Mark Freedman on November 8, 20112

RPGS. These are the games that allow you to escape from your office cubicle and enter into an alien world filled with elves, leprechauns, eskimos and other made-up creatures grouped as non-playable ch
The Phoenix Wright Movie Trailer

Videos by Michael Gray on November 7, 20115

GameCola provides a (largely inaccurate) dub of the Japanese Phoenix Wright movie trailer.
Alan Wake-themed Xbox Live Arcade Game in the Works

News Posts by Matt Jonas on November 6, 2011

Alan Wake: Night Springs will be coming to Xbox Live Arcade as a downloadable title. Previously speculation and rumor, it has now indeed been confirmed by a tweet from Major Nelson. Larry confirmed th
GC Podcast #42: Turnabout Musical Interview Pt 1

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on November 6, 201110

In a complete reversal from GameCola's last podcast, Podcast #42 entirely revolves around Phoenix Wright! In an awesome GameCola exclusive, we're interviewing the staff of Turnabout Musical! That's ri
Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 1: The Video Walkthrough – The Post: The Details

Videos by Nikola Suprak on November 4, 20114

Now that I have met Telltale's minimum punctuation quota, I am allowed to announce to everyone that Paul and I spent some time and added commentary to the first episode of Back to the Future: The Game, which was uploaded by Michael Gray and then left forsaken and alone, like so many of his illegitimate children.
What the Fox? A Familiar Face is Playable in Sonic CD.

News Posts by Matt Jonas on November 3, 20112

Squeel with furry delight! Miles "Tails" Prower has been confirmed as an unlockable character in the upcoming remake of Sonic CD. Players will be given access to Tails after completing the game. His s
Pssst. The Grand Theft Auto V Trailer.

News Posts by Matt Jonas on November 2, 20116

We're posting this for page hits, in all honesty. Grand Theft Auto IV broke 22-million copies sold. It is hard to believe there are so many people on the planet; these figures are just mind-blowing.
The War of the Worlds (XBLA)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on November 2, 20114

There is such a thing as a hard videogame. Whether it's through conscious decision, design flaw, or artificial means, when a game becomes too difficult, merely the act of playing it is an insult to bo
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on November 1, 201133

A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.