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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Chrono Trigger: Crimson Echoes (PC)

Reviews by Mark Freedman on March 24, 20114

The following is from an actual letter that the Chrono Trigger: Crimson Echoes team received from Square Enix, and it's definitely not something that we just made up for the purposes of this review:Go
[NSFW] Gunbird 2 (DC)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on March 23, 20111

There are as many grains of sand on this stupid beach:as there are shooters in the arcades. You can take them out one by one, but the pile just never seems to end. The beach stretches on, and on, and
Sparkle HD (iPad)

Reviews by Jillian Dingwall on March 22, 20115

You know those moments on public transport when a greasy, fat, mentally ill lady waddles up the aisle and parks her massive arse on the seat next to you, causing your face to become pressed up against
Kyurem: Most Offensive Pokémon Ever?

News Posts by Christian Porter on March 21, 201118

Sure, Pokémon may not generally be considered to be offensive (except by the same caliber of person who burns Harry Potter books for being evil childrens' witchcraft manuals), but Cracked.com recentl
Trine 2 Has Goofy Sound Effects

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 21, 2011

...but it's still a beautiful-looking game, and it's still bringing the maxxxtreme co-op action, so hey, who can complain? Check out the latest trailer for the sequel to 2009's Best Downloadable Game:
River City Ransom 2 Will BARF On You This Summer

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 21, 20111

I can't believe this is an actual post that I'm writing in 2011, and not just a hilarious prank that's being played on the River City Ransom fan community (...such that it is, anyway. Fun fact: Solitaire has more fanfiction on FanFiction.net than River City Ransom. Yes, that Solitaire.).
MAGFest Charity Radio Shows and Auction for Japan

Blog Posts by Michael Ridgaway on March 21, 2011

Hey everyone. As I'm sure you all know by now, the recent earthquake and tsunami in Japan have left the country devastated and struggling for aid. My friends at MAGFest are holding a couple of Intern
New Videogame Releases for the Week of March 20, 2011

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 21, 20112

The Sims Medieval, Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy, Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime, Crysis 2, Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars, PlayStation Move Heroes, and more.
Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on March 17, 2011

PSYCHIC! THUMBS! PSYCHIC! THUMBS! Here they are, at last! Oh yeah. It has been MUCH too long since you fine people, you fine CHOSEN people (which of course means that you chose to click this link!),
Mega64 Spoofs the 2010 Game of the Year

Videos by Paul Franzen on March 16, 20111

The sad thing is, they're actually better actors than the voice actors in the original.