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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Not-So-Final Fantasy VI Advance: Bonus Dungeons

Videos by Michael Gray on March 30, 20103

Hey, remember last November, when Michael Gray said he was done playing Final Fantasy VI Advance? He said something like, "Over 30 hours and 111 videos is enough for me!" Boy, was that a stupid thing
Ceville (PC)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on March 30, 20101

To help re-create the frustrating experience that was playing the 2009 point-and-click adventure game Ceville, I'd like to– Ugh. Not this again. OK , I restarted my PC, and reloaded my article. Phew
Fallout 3 (PS3)

Reviews by Mark Freedman on March 30, 2010

This game is one of my top five favorite games of all time, right up there with Chrono Trigger. It's a fantastic game that almost anyone would enjoy because of the many different genres it encompasses
PAX East 2010 Costume Gallery

Blog Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on March 30, 20106

A gallery of some costumes seen at PAX East 2010, complete with silly captions.
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on March 29, 20102

Hey look, everyone, the days must just be flying by, because here it is, the end of March, and it's time for another edition of "testgame.exe: Making the Adventure!" This month's testgame update is a
Yet Another New DS

News Posts by Michael Gray on March 28, 20106

On March 23rd, Nintendo (presumably embarrassed about their poor showing at GDC 2010) announced that they're planning yet another version of the DS. This makes at least four different kinds of DSes, a
Dead or Alive 4 (X360)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on March 26, 20105

I've been playing the Xbox 360 a lot lately. Warn Sony that my love for them has sunk once again—Microsoft has this market dominated, in my most gracious and humble opinion. And dominated your arse
New Videogame Releases for the Week of March 22nd, 2010

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 25, 20101

Just Cause 2, Red Steel 2, Game Room, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, Squishy Tank, Cave Story, Dawn of Heroes, and more.
The Darkness (X360)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on March 25, 20106

Comic book stories tend to have a habit of being shit. I haven’t read a single issue of The Darkness, because I like comic books about as much as I like Michael McIntyre’s stand up “comedy.” Reading the plot summary was more than enough proof that it doesn’t appeal to me at all. I’ve never … Continue reading "The Darkness (X360)"
Fabricated News: Zelda Wii Exists.

News Posts by Michael Gray on March 24, 20103

Zelda fans have been getting increasingly anxious about Wii Zelda. After all, the last console Zelda game was Twilight Princess in 2006, and it's now 2010. Sure, there have been two installments of T