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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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Fabricated News: New Videogame Releases for Week 4

News Posts by Michael Gray on February 25, 20108

The last week of the month is here, and it couldn't have come any sooner, by jingo. I'm running out of ways to make jokes about videogames I've never heard of before, after doing this column for thre
DJ Hero (X360)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on February 25, 20104

Another Hero game? Do I even have the time for all of these? Although it is a Hero title, do not confuse this game with that awful monetary spinner, Guitar Hero: Van Halen, which contains the worst so
Oh, the Humanity!: Fire Emblem Anime

Columns by Michael Gray on February 25, 20102

Hello everyone, and welcome to "Oh, the Humanity!", the column that reviews videogame-based movies (and sometimes books). Today, I'm going to talk about Fire Emblem, an anime series based off the fir
Nancy Drew: Secrets Can Kill

Videos by Michael Gray on February 24, 20102

Nancy Drew has only solved one murder mystery in her 20+ game series, and that's the murder of Jake Rogers, a student at Paseo Del Mar High who was violently pushed down a flight of stairs. Nancy's fi
GC Podcast #16 on YouTube: Ratchet & Clank (& Michael)

Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on February 23, 20102

Watch Michael Ridgaway playing through Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time without looking at the screen!
Sprite Flicker: Mega Man Is Falling for You

Comics by Nathaniel Hoover on February 23, 20108

Mega Man discovers that Dr. Cossack's citadel is the pits.
New Videogame Releases for the Week of February 22nd, 2010

News Posts by Paul Franzen on February 23, 2010

Heavy Rain, Deadly Premonition, Endless Ocean: Blue World, Last Rebellion, Mystery Case Files: Dire Grove, Napoleon: Total War, Risen, Pony Friends 2, and more.
Fabricated News: Sonic the Hedgehog 4

News Posts by Michael Gray on February 23, 20103

Wow, for a guy who has never played a Sonic the Hedgehog game in his life, I sure write a lot of articles about the series! Anyway, I have received breaking news on the latest Sonic game, which was r
Tales of Monkey Island: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal (PC)

Reviews by Michael Gray on February 23, 20101

To paraphrase what Justin Luchinski said in a relatively recent podcast, there's not much more to adventure games than retrieving/using random items and hoping it forwards the plot. Pretty boring. I d
Fabricated News: New Videogame Releases This Week

News Posts by Michael Gray on February 21, 20102

More videogames were released this week, which means it's time for the third installment of our weekly wrap-up! So far this month, week one was pretty good with a few clunkers and week two was mostly