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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Ghostbusters: The Video Game (PS3)

Reviews by Mark Freedman on February 10, 20105

First, let me start this review off by saying that bustin' makes me feel good. What I'm saying is, I'm a huge ghost-head. Some may argue that a movie/franchise game shouldn't be reviewed by a fan of t
GC Podcast #21: The YouTube Podcast

Podcasts by Michael Gray on February 9, 20105

GameCola Podcast #21 has just been released, for your listening pleasure. Join Paul Franzen, Michael Gray and Nathaniel Hoover—the three biggest contributors to the GameCola YouTube page—and hear
Fabricated News: New Videogame Releases This Week

News Posts by Michael Gray on February 9, 20102

There were more videogames released this week, which means we here at "Fabricated News" are contractually obligated to guess what the games are about, based solely on their titles. How many weeks will
New Videogame Releases for the Week of February 8th, 2010

News Posts by Paul Franzen on February 8, 20101

BioShock 2, Dante’s Inferno, Darwinia+, Legend of Kay, Scene It? Twilight, Shiren The Wanderer, The Daring Game for Girls, Blaster Master Overdrive, and more.
Retro Game Challenge (DS)

Reviews by David Donovan on February 8, 20101

Amidst all the hyped up major releases last year, you may have missed an odd little gem known as Retro Game Challenge. I still occasionally see copies of it huddled together, peering longingly from th
Flash Flood: Games IN SPAAAAACE!

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on February 8, 20106

Nathaniel reviews Flash games set IN SPAAAAACE! Certain things explode.
Gamera Obscura: Biometal Unitron

Columns by Jeff Day on February 6, 20101

This month, let's take a quick look at Biometal Unitron, a game released in 1999 for the Neo-Geo Pocket Color. Remember that little handheld console? One of the many portable systems that was trounced to death by the Game Boy like a wild puma on a steaming plate of Hamburger Helper?
Fabricated News: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

News Posts by Michael Gray on February 6, 2010

If you've been paying attention to the real news lately, you'll know that the US military is selling $6 billion worth of weapons to Taiwan. China isn't happy about this, because they're worried th
Mr. Xavier Goes to OCRemix

Blog Posts by Zach Rich on February 6, 2010

GameCola writer and International Man of Misery Meteo Xavier may be taking a small hiatus from writing, but he certainly hasn't been resting on what remains of his charred and broken body. Our goo
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (X360)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on February 5, 20103

If ever there was a movie-to-videogame adaption I'd wish done superbly, it would be any of the X-Men movies. Why? Because of Wolverine. Any X-Men game exists solely to be a vehicle for Wolverine. He i