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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Professor Layton and the Curious Village Walkthrough

Videos by Michael Gray on September 13, 2009

Six hours long, containing solutions to all 135 puzzles in the game.
Dear Readers: GameCola’s Not Dead

Columns by Paul Franzen on September 11, 20091

A video starring Post-It Notes about why the new site isn't ready yet, what's taking so long, and what you can expect when it's finally ready.
How Many Times Do They Need to Ruin Ninja Turtles?

Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on September 4, 20092

Ubisoft recently announced that they'll be making a brand-new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles side-scrolling beat 'em up for the DS. Right now, you're probably thinking that this is the Best News You'v
Professor Layton and the Faulty Password

Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on September 4, 20092

If you're like me, you're excited about the new Professor Layton game: Professor Layton and the Devil's Box. Wait, what's that? They changed the name to Diabolical Box? Oh, well. It'll still be awes
A Mario Kart Love Song

Videos by Paul Franzen on September 3, 2009

I didn't have anything to do with creating this; I just wanted to share it.
Professor Layton Reads a Bedtime Story

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on August 29, 20094

Luke flopped into his chair with a loud sigh. "What's wrong, Luke?" Flora asked.
The Anger Dome: Candy Corn Games

Columns by Michael Ridgaway on August 28, 20091

I'm sure most of you out there are familiar with, or have at least heard of, Lewis Black. For those of you who aren't he's a very talented comedian known for his angry and insightful rants, sort of l
Mario Kart 64: Fake Movie Trailer

Videos by Paul Franzen on August 27, 2009

With surprisingly elaborate costumes and props!
Kirby’s Dream Land: Fake Movie Trailer

Videos by Paul Franzen on August 26, 2009

One fan's very dark take on the Nintendo puffball.
GC Podcast #13: The Unlucky Podcast

Podcasts by Michael Gray on August 23, 20092

In this edition of "The GameCola Podcast," Michael Gray, Michael Ridgaway, Zach Rich, and Nathaniel Hoover discuss:The new GameColaSave Points : good or bad?People are more excited for re-releases tha