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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 5 – Build-a-Ship

Columns by Matt Gardner on June 1, 2009

Render: You like to build things, don’t you, gnome? You’re going to build me a ship. One that’s much bigger and much cooler than the one you destroyed. Depending on how good a job you do, I’ll decide whether to kill you or not.
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #49

Comics by Terrence Atkins on June 1, 20091

Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on June 1, 20091

Hi everyone! It's time again for the monthly testgame update! And by monthly, I mean mostly monthly? I do apologize for the lack of testgame last month... Let's just say there was a lot of stuff
Carbonated News: E3 2009 Preview

News Posts by Michael Gray on June 1, 20094

Welcome to "Carbonated News," the column where I take news stories from other Web sites and burp them back at you. This month, the focus is on the Electronics Entertainment Expo (E3), which will be h
Captain Eric’s Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Eric Regan on June 1, 2009

Captain Eric Regan answers questions about why everyone hates Sonic nowadays, how to unlock Luigi in Mario 64, and more.
The GameCola Interview: Matthew Taranto

Columns by Zach Rich on June 1, 20092

Zach Rich interviews Matthew Taranto, creator of the webcomic Brawl in the Family.
Real Virtuality: Game Over

Comics by Alex Jedraszczak on June 1, 20093

Alex Jedraszczak's webcomic set in a world where videogames are real and you can major in Halo.
Real Virtuality: Leaving

Comics by Alex Jedraszczak on June 1, 2009

Alex Jedraszczak’s webcomic set in a world where videogames are real and you can major in Halo.
Dream Chronicles: The Chosen Child (MAC)

Reviews by Vangie Ridgaway on June 1, 20092

Well, it's official. After more than a year of writing for GameCola, I am finally attempting (gasp!) my first actual game review! Truly, this is a momentous occasion. I mean, I've definitely reviewed
Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure (PS1)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on June 1, 20092

Editor's warning: If you're easily offended, you should not read this review. Editor's order: If you're under 18, you're not allowed to read this review. Meteo Xavier: 2005 In a marketplace somewhere