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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Great Moments in Gaming #6

Columns by Stuart Gipp on January 1, 2005

THIS GAME MAKES YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE.
Digital Championship Wrestling: 10-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal!

Columns by Paul Franzen on January 1, 2005

Paul: Welcome again everybody to the DCW arena! I'm Paul Franzen, and with me as always is Eric "Fisher-Price games are WAY too hard" Regan, we have a powerful special event for you tonight, don't we
Be Careful What You Search For #1

Comics by Terrence Atkins on January 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here to artfully depict the keywords YOU typed into Google to discover GameCola.
Games for the Casual Gamer: Civilization III

Columns by Julie Kozarsky on January 1, 2005

This month, I will be discussing Civilization III, which is an awesome strategy game.
[NSFW] Mid-Boss: Hardcore Gamers vs. “The Mainstream”

Columns by Stuart Gipp on January 1, 2005

You'd think that the game distributors would do something to make their titles stand out from the crowd, but—here's the thing—they don't.
Versus Mode: The Battle of the NES Games that Eric and I Played Last Week

Columns by Paul Franzen on January 1, 2005

My original intent for Versus Mode this month was to write about the scad of pro-wrestling titles I've pack-ratted over the years, ranging from "Tag-Team Wrestling" on the NES to PlayStation 2's "WWF
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on January 1, 2005

Welcome to this EXTRA SPECIAL edition of THE THUMB! Since this is the extra special JANISH only a extra special version of the 'Cola's greatest feature of all time would do. SOOooo for this issue we w
The Gates of Life: Chapter 19 – The Past is Fine, Dammit

Columns by Matt Gardner on January 1, 2005

Fan(s) of TGoL: I want to hear about Rivers Fusion's past!
Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Akimika

Fan Submissions by GameCola on January 1, 2005

10. Dr. Mario (NES): Use drugs to counteract the effects of tripping with the first drugs you used! If you hadn't tripped, you wouldn't be seeing those bugs! I bet Mario himself was doing the drugging...
GoldenEye: Rogue Agent (PS2)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on January 1, 2005

Warning: If you're thinking about purchasing this game on its name alone, you're making a mistake.