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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)
Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...
[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)
So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.
[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)
The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 1: It's About Time (PC)
For months now, the GameCola staff has been eagerly awaiting the release of Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 1: It's About Time. In fact, multiple separate staff members expressed interest in wr
[NSFW] Disturbingly Themed Game has Disturbingly Long Name
Maybe we're just running low on unique names (and game concepts) at this point.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
CONTEST: You Dressed Yourself Today!
Win a free custom t-shirt, courtesy of Dress United and GameCola.
[NSFW] Family Dog (SNES)
One of the most wretched, nauseating games I've ever played.

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