Search Results for: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Birdo vs. The Mayor of SimCity
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...His will must already be in shambles! Paul: You know what’ll happen? Paul: SAY IT WITH ME. Paul: HE WILL BE COUNTED OUT. Eric: NO! No damn countouts. Paul: One!...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: “Who Can Stop Me?” Challenge: Mr. Domino vs. Chibi-Robo
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
1 ...cover! Eric: Pretty sure dominos are always flattened. Paul: Shut up, Eric. Paul: One! Paul: Two! Paul: NO! Kick-out at two. Paul: Domino picks Chibi-Robo up and slams him back...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Billy vs. Jimmy
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello gamefans around the world, and welcome to this month’s edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! My name’s Paul Franzen, and with me, always and forever, is Eric “d00d quit...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it’s Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I’m Paul Franzen, alongside Eric “Sniffles” Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain’t that...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Little Mac vs. Barret in a Piranha Death Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...I saw some shards go flying that time! Paul: Another jump! Paul: Another punch! Paul: Another….BY GAWD, WHAT’S THAT??? Eric: OH NO! Eric: SAY IT ISN’T SO! Paul: Oh, wait,...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...Eric: Ooh do you promise! Paul: Yes. I do. An actual match. Eric: SWEEEEEEEEET Paul: For “Captain” Eric Regan I’m Paul Franzen saying goodnight, and enjoy the rest of GameCola!...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Wario vs. Shadow
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello again everybody, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I’m Paul Franzen and with me tonight is “Captain” Eric Regan, and for the first time in DCW...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...much they can take away from such EXCITING matchups! Paul: It’s just a pole! Paul: Nothing to worry about! Paul: I mean, there may be something on the pole. Paul:...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cloud vs. Karnov in a Ladder Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello again everyone, and welcome to the BEST sports entertainment promotion outside of the World Series of Darts, Digital Championship Wrestling. As always I’m Paul Franzen, and with me...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Guybrush Threepwood vs. Karate Champ
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the BEST goshdarn sports entertainment this side of G.L.O.W.—Digital Championship Wrestling. I’m Paul Franzen, and with me, once again, forever, and ever, and...