Search Results for: matt jonas
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Guitar Hero Smash Hits (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on Smash Hits—or Worst…I mean, Greatest Hits, everywhere outside of the U.S.—is another in a long string of Guitar Hero titles (such as the already reviewed Guitar Hero: Drama Queens and...
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Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest (Mobile)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 
4 Really, now. Paris Hilton has been licensed to appear in a videogame? “Wow, this has got to be abysmal at best,” I thought. But you shouldn’t run entirely on first...
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Band Hero (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 Just to explain, Band Hero is Guitar Hero for kids; everything offensive has been removed in what I like to call the “Don’t Offend The Serious Christians” edition of Guitar...
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Guitar Hero 5 (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 3 I’m reviewing Guitar Hero 5, aren’t I? Just…give me a moment. As I sit here at my virus-ridden and slowly dying PC, I ask myself a question: Have I wasted...
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 3 If ever there was a movie-to-videogame adaption I’d wish done superbly, it would be any of the X-Men movies. Why? Because of Wolverine. Any X-Men game exists solely to be...
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Crackdown (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 ...remember… No matter where you are, or what you do, The Agency is aware. Break the law, and they’ll send out an elite team of peacekeepers to bring you down....
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Dance Dance Revolution S (iPhone)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 ...the game is beautiful, it’s whether the songs are stand-out that matters. While the soundtrack of DDRS is somewhat lacking, it’s always been that way with the home releases (besides...
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Chex Quest 3 (PC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 OK, just a quick note—I have reviewed, and will continue to review, a lot of games that are like Doom. Doom is synonymous with all first-person shooters—and this is because...
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Lovely Lisa (DS)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 5 Little Sarah only wanted to be her mummy’s favourite girl. Every day she would do the housework, help dry the dishes, put the rubbish out, feed the pets and even...
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Doom RPG (Mobile)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on Disclaimer: This review contains a picture of “dancing dog,” and is rated R, for Ruff. …So, university is a dumb waste of time so far. If I’d have known that...