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The Darkness (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 
6 Comic book stories tend to have a habit of being shit. I haven’t read a single issue of The Darkness, because I like comic books about as much as I like Michael McIntyre’s stand up “comedy.” Reading the plot summary was more than enough proof that it doesn’t appeal to me at all. I’ve never … Continue reading "The Darkness (X360)"
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Fabricated News: Zelda Wii Exists.
News Posts by Michael Gray on 3 Zelda fans have been getting increasingly anxious about Wii Zelda. After all, the last console Zelda game was Twilight Princess in 2006, and it's now 2010. Sure, there have been two installments of T
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Powder (DS)
Reviews by David Donovan on 6 OK, let’s lay everything out on the table: I own a DS flash card. I have, amazingly enough, never used my flash card to play pirated games. I’d like to say that this is because I am a principled fellow who believes in giving developers their due, but my motivations are less noble: I simply … Continue reading "Powder (DS)"
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The Ten Reasons: Final Fantasy VI Advance (Part Two)
Columns by Michael Gray on 11 Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a game. Today, I'm continuing my discussion on Final Fantasy VI Advance. I was told to play this game because it is the
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The Adventures of Willy Beamish
Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on 4 Do you enjoy elaborate and twisted death sequences in adventure games? Of course you do. Unless you're...you know...normal.
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Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 Now for something completely different: a review of an arcade videogame. You know, the big machines you pump quarters into? This review does contain Emi Toshiba, so there is at least one good reason t
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Announcement: New Review Scale
Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on 3 Attention readers: I'd like to interrupt your regularly scheduled "hitting F5 on GameCola.net to check for any new articles" for an Important GameCola Announcement. You might've read in our "Mid-Boss"
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What the Crap?: Voice Chat
Columns by Mark Freedman on 11 Is this thing on? You bet your sweet ass it is. But for many, there isn't a "thing." For others, some use this thing as a boom box over their shoulder like it's the 1980s, or they use it to be racist
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 3 The majority of the time (a nice loose phrase that doesn't require any reasonable evidence to back it), games based upon a movie or television franchise suck balls. They're phucking awful—usually du
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Plastic Surgeon Gives Donkey Kong High Score a Facelift
News Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on It seems all videogame doctors have a grand agenda: Dr. Neo Cortex wants to take over the world using mutated animals; Dr. Robotnik wants to take over the world using animals as robots; Dr. Wily wants