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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Versus Mode: Addictive Games, GameStop, Duke Nukem Forever, and More

Columns by GameCola on May 1, 20092

GameCola writers Zach Rich and Nathaniel Hoover discuss GameStop's used game policies, whether Duke Nukem Forever will come out this year, pedophiles in Animal Crossing, and more.
[NSFW] Gamer2Gamer: Final Fantasy

Columns by Meteo Xavier on May 1, 20095

Howdy, hello, and welcome to "Gamer2Gamer." What we're talking about today is Final Fantasy. Not the remake, not the remake OF the remake, and not the upcoming remake of that....
Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic (PS3-PSN)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on May 1, 2009

Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic is essentially a party game. The first option listed on the menu is "Multiplayer," and the game only reaches its full fun potential when you're playing with friends
Myrtle T. Blinkin’s Videogame Previews

Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on May 1, 20091

For the last goddamn time, monkeys aren't donkeys! When I was a young filly back in the day, it was a gorilla that carried me up to the top of the Eiffel Tower, as was the custom! It sure as hell wasn't an ass, I tell you! That's just a three-letter word for a beast of burden, and the answer to six down on my octogenarian newsletter crossword puzzle.
Flash Flood: Dinosaurs

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on May 1, 2009

With the proliferation of Flash games and animations out there, it’s a wonder more people aren’t reviewing them.
Wandering Willows (PC)

Reviews by Sprite Monkey on May 1, 2009

This game has confirmed what I have always suspected to be true: hot air balloons are NOT a reliable method of travel. As proof, your character in Wandering Willows, as molded by you to resemble your
GC Podcast #8: Happy Birthday, GameCola!

Podcasts by Michael Gray on May 1, 20093

This edition of "The GameCola Podcast" features Michael Gray, Nathaniel Hoover, Zach Rich, Elizabeth Medina-Gray, and Paul Franzen.
The Adventures of Cookie & Cream (PS2)

Reviews by Sprite Monkey on May 1, 2009

THE ADVENTURES OF COOKIE CREAM WILL RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP. Having said that, let me clarify. If you never want to speak to your father, mother, brother, or sister again, sit down and play The Adven
Real Virtuality: Lunch

Comics by Alex Jedraszczak on May 1, 2009

Alex Jedraszczak’s webcomic set in a world where videogames are real and you can major in Halo.
New Miles Edgeworth Trailer

Videos by Paul Franzen on April 30, 20091

A new trailer for the upcoming Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth game.