• Puzzle Agent 2 (PC)

    New Dog; Old Tricks? Puzzle Agent, released last year, was at the time what I considered to be a breath of cold, fresh and long-sought breezy air in a stagnant...

  • GoldenEye Reloaded; Brosnan Still Absent

    Last year’s GoldenEye 007 for the Wii was met with mixed reception. Activision’s re-imagining of the Nintendo 64 classic was effectively a well-oiled Call of Duty, but also a game...

  • Trace Memory (DS)

    It is like me to do things in the wrong order: rip open the present before reading the attached letter, eat my dessert before the main course, or hand in...

  • Capcom, Shall I Compare Thee?

    What if William Shakespeare was a fan of Mega Man and Phoenix Wright? He’d be pissed off around about now. You know what? I’m pissed off, too. I wrote a...

  • Child of Eden (X360)

    ...buttons rapidly, hoping that you’re somehow winning. Thousands of purple bolts fly toward you, unavoidable, draining your energy completely. Having fun yet? Why should that matter? It’s art! ART! Child...

  • Another Look: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    You may remember my review of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, published last December. I reviewed the game without having played one of the core components: the drop-in drop-out...

  • AR-K: Sex, Lies & Homework (PC)

    AR-K: Sexo, Mentiras y Trabajos De Clase (aka Sex, Lies & Homework) tells the story of Alicia von Volich, a journalism student at a university in a utopian society. SOUND...

  • Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex (MXB)

    Expansion Pack I play colorful platform games because sometimes the perfect cure for a nervous breakdown is to regress into childhood. I’ve mentioned before how much I love the Crash...

  • Crash Twinsanity (MXB)

    You’re not a fan of Crash Bandicoot. You’ve always thought these games were behind-the-times and constantly bettered by others in the genre. It is an utter apocalyptic shame that you...

  • [NSFW] Little Nicky (GBC)

    Here’s the movie-based videogame that nobody wanted, or expected! Prepare to be sickened, amazed and bewildered by Little Nicky, the game where you can play as the son of Satan...