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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

GC Podcast #43: Turnabout Musical Interview Pt 2

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on November 20, 201110

And now, for the exciting conclusion of the Turnabout Musical Interview! Make sure you've listened to the first part...first! The folks from Turnabout Musical have yet to escape the podcast, and are s
Max Payne 3 is Fantastic All of a Sudden

News Posts by Matt Jonas on November 17, 2011

I've been rather determined to hate Max Payne 3 since it was announced, especially after those ugly washed-out screenshots of a bald Max pacing around sunny Brazil were posted on the Internet. Does th
Alice: Madness Returns (PS3)

Reviews by Michael Ridgaway on November 17, 20112

I've long been a fan of the Wonderland universe, having fallen in love with Lewis Carroll's books as a child. I enjoy it for many of the same reasons other people do: the colorful yet enigmatic charac
Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on November 16, 20112

Welcome to the latest edition of "CEPTFP"!! The extremely, EXTREMELY late edition! C'mon! STILL LOVE ME! It's finally here! It's really great. I promise. This month, we have an OH-SO-AMAZING SUPER EX
Gamer Girlfriend: Love, Jealousy, and Farming

Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on November 15, 20113

As husbands go, Mike isn't the overly possessive type. I'm proud to say that we built our relationship on a foundation of mutual trust, and neither of us is particularly controlling about the other's
Don’t Be That Guy: Features All Online Games Should Have

Columns by Daniel Castro on November 14, 2011

I came up with a few simple features that should either keep annoying people away, or at least persuade them to tone it down a bit.
Oh, the Humanity!: The Miles Edgeworth Files

Columns by Michael Gray on November 11, 201112

Welcome to "Oh, the Humanity!", the column that reviews various videogame-based spin-offs. Nobody's heard from this column for a while, because the old columnist, Zack Huffman, had to quit for the sake of his sanity. In fact, I'm told that he still weeps uncontrollably at the thought of videogame movies. Unfortunately, this means that the task of warning everyone about videogame-based horrors has fallen to me.
Spider-Man (PC)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on November 10, 20114

Ever open up a drawer full of videogames looking for something to play, and you just can’t find it? Then, way in the back, you happen to notice the exact game that made your childhood great? This is that game for me. It's one of the first videogames I ever played, and seeing it again just made me pop that sucker into my hard drive and relive those memories.
Latest Mario Kart 7 News: Tracks and Characters Revealed

News Posts by Matt Jonas on November 10, 20112

Unfortunately, there isn't much to talk about currently besides the latest Call of Duty getting a bunch of zeros across the board. One interesting piece of news (and I really, really had to dig for th
Abobo’s Big Adventure is an Awesome Ridiculous Crossover

News Posts by Paul Franzen on November 9, 20114

Remember when Super Mario Crossover came out last year, and we all thought it was real neat, because you could play as Link in Mario 1, or as Mega Man, or as…Contra Guy, with the gun? Well shit just got real. Shit just got real real. Check out the life-changing event that is Abobo’s Big Adventure: … Continue reading "Abobo’s Big Adventure is an Awesome Ridiculous Crossover"