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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

… of the Month: Miniature Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Figurines

Columns by Matt Gardner on June 1, 2003

Now you can have all the fun and excitement of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in a manageable size!! These tiny figures pack a huge punch of adventure, and they are good for any situation!! Whether it be on a job interview or driving around in your car, it is always a good idea to have these little guys around!! They are each approximately small, and come in five different exciting action packed characters!! The characters are Link (adult), Link (child), Zelda (child), Ganondorf, and Poe!! These exciting mini-figures are limited in quantity and are extremely rare!! Supplies are limited so you better act quickly if you don't want to miss out on the chance of a lifetime!! This is the perfect gift for any fan!! Come on down to your local quarter machine arena and purchase yours today!
Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #1

Columns by Jenna Ogilvie on June 1, 2003

Jenna Ogilvie offers advice about having dreams about Princess Toadstool.
The Gates of Life: Episode 3 – Push On

Columns by Brian Wolf on June 1, 2003

Barin: The port of Samghon on the western shores of the Red Isle will shelter us.
Hit of the Art Show

Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2003

The Shawnee Art Show displayed the best of what my school's creative talent has to offer. There were paintings, sculptures, photographs, children's books, masks, dishes -- several of which (among th
Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Becca Clipper

Fan Submissions by GameCola on June 1, 2003

Becca Clipper's top 10 least-favorite videogames.
Pikmin (GCN)

Reviews by Brian Wolf on June 1, 2003

Lemmings 3D, wait...I mean Pikmin, provides a healthy break from the mayhem that is console gaming today.
Threads of Fate (PS1)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on June 1, 2003

Threads of Fate is a nice, short little action/RPG type of game.
Taz-Mania (SNES)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2003

Have your parents ever told you to not play in traffic? If so, then Taz-Mania is the Super Nintendo game for your inner rebel.
Submissions (June 2003)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on June 1, 2003

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
[NSFW] Dear Readers: Cursing is Uncreative

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2003

I've recently decided that I want to keep GameCola's level of cursing to a minimum.